After much rumination, I finally concocted the secret to conquering Calculus, Biology, and Chemistry in a few easy steps. I will lay it out easily for you. It is actually very simple, thanks to the power of Microsoft Word.
First, let's draw a picture.
Using the Shell's Method, we can find the volume of the part of Linh's Brain that can be used to store information by finding the integral of 2xπ times the portion of Linh's unusable brain subtracted from the whole brain from the left to the right side of the brain represented by this equation.
After we find the isolated part of Linh's Brain that is usable we can then run it through a Polymerase Chain Reaction (PCR) to amplify our results.
After amplification we shall submerge the brain into a hypotonic pool of knowledge and let diffusion take over.
Once dynamic equilibrium is reached, all of Linh's problems will be resolved.
We can now summarize everything in one simple RICE Table
Please resist all temptations to correct this nonsense.